Sunday, February 13, 2011

Happy Forever Alone Day, and 50 Followers GET!

In celebration of this glorious emotional-wrecking holiday and my glorious 50 followers, I give you the story of my life with women, in images:



<3, your neighborhood pimp. smoke weed everyday, fuck bitches, get dat money, spend it on da honey

18 comments:

  1. booze helps the day go down faster...and sometimes you can even pick up a nasty 64 year old woman at a bar and take her home...peel off her leopard skin panties and go to town on that slimy crack. yum yum yum.

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  2. Top tip for getting a girl, you will need:

    - 1x Chloroform
    - A Small Rag

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  3. Interesing post man!!

    $uporting return favor!!

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  4. Haha! Nice stuff. I always come here for a good laugh.

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  5. Just have a few drinks and get your dick wet! That's what Valentine's Day is all about!!

    Contributed!

    Garage Zoku

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  6. Obi-wan, you seem to have missed a beaten up old van and a dark and damp alleyway.

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  7. grats on 50 and happy forever alone day!

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  8. Haha, congrats on 50 followers anyway

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  9. Congratulations on the 50. Now following you as well.

    wellthisdoesntsuck.blogspot.com

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  10. Ask her out~! (USE A BRICK!!!) (wtf advice dog! Id expect that from courage wolf but not from you!)

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  11. Nice post as always. Keep up the good work.

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  12. That butterfly comic cracked me up! Hilarious!

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